Bleed Like Me
February 06, 2006

In all my years of menstruating, I have never ever bought the same feminine product twice. Why? Because I can never remember the brand name and all of the packaging looks the same. I do avoid the whole wing phenomenon simply because I tried 'em once and, hoo boy, they caused more trouble than you'd think.

No product has ever made me want to swim, though. Or ride a horse.