Sign of the Times
September 09, 2001

The whole lesbian fascination with astrology
drives me nuts. I've ended many dates the
moment the woman starts talking about her
sign and all that crap.

"Well, I'm such an Aquarius and you know..."

"Uh, sorry. You know what? I have to go."

"What? Why?"

"Because this is just not in the stars, babe."

Or, maybe something less clever and more mean.